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英语笑话大全 爆笑(英语幽默搞笑笑话合集)

英文笑话大全 搞笑(英文搞笑幽默笑话合集)

看热闹的結果便是看了后可以让人开怀大笑,大家看了许多汉语的嘲笑,那麼英文笑话你看了沒有,假如都还没得话,那麼下边大家跟随听力课堂看一看英文笑话都有哪些可以令你开怀大笑的。

捧腹大笑的英文笑话 看完你笑了吗


英文笑话第一篇:

1. I'm not addicted to Wechat! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!我对手机微信并不成瘾。我只在有空时玩手机微信。关键是在午餐时间、休息日、临睡前時间、这种時间、这些時间、一切時间和全部時间随便玩玩而已。(这儿关键运用time来做到风趣的实际效果,细心感受一下英语哦!)

2. I hate two-faced people.It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.我非常恨表里不一,由于我也不知道先扇哪儿的脸,这要我很刁难。

3.When a woman says “WHAT?”, it’s not because she didn't hear you. She’s just giving you a chance to change what you said.当一个女人说“哪些?”,这不是由于她没听见你说哪些。她仅仅在让你一个机遇来取回你刚常说得话。

4. When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics.当大家说你真拍摄时,她们实际上是想告诉你:你自己看上去比相片丑多了。

捧腹大笑的英文笑话 看完你笑了吗


英文笑话第二篇:

1. People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.大家说微笑是最好是的灵丹妙药。你的脸一定能痊愈全球。

2. Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, and don’t sell drugs. The government hates competition.不必偷,不必说谎,不必蒙骗,不必毒贩。由于(英国)政府部门讨厌有些人和它市场竞争。

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.婚姻生活是那样一种关联,一个人始终是对的,另一个人是老公。

4. Sometimes you just need some space...to fart.有时候你仅仅必须一些室内空间来放臭屁!

英文笑话第三篇:

1. They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?她们说爱你比钱财更关键,可是你是不是试过用一个相拥来付你的账?

2. When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…”当我们临死之时,希望我的最终临终遗言是“我留了一百万美元,放到了。”

3 I always learn from mistakes of others who take my advice.我一直从这些听了我们建议以后犯错误的人哪儿总结经验经验教训。


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